October 23rd, 2005



First off, I discovered something today: the mall is slightly less horrible a place if you imagine it as a sort of trap: the architects' goal was to keep you inside, preferably spending; your goal is to escape, life and wallet intact. I actually caught myself thinking, "Ah. The escalators are not in the same position from floor to floor. A cunning trick, but not enough to stop me." I was at the mall to see Serenity. They added a new food court to Tyson's, you see, and it contains both a Five Guys and a full 16-screen multiplex. I have to admit, I like how these guys think, minions of MALL though they may be.

"I am MALL. I am one with many fingers. You think you are in a mall, but there is only MALL."

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