If anyone reading this is going to be there, I'm the short fat white guy with a goatee holding hands with the tall, heavy black chick with purple hair. One day of the con she's going to be dressed as a yomomba or however it's spelled. You know, the girls in Japan that put on blackface and white eyeliner and dress like Delirium in Sandman does when she's dressing up?
Today I had a revelation: Some people are actually, genuinely dumb.
I have now met them, in the form of certain... individuals, shall we say?involved with the Project of Doom.